We have recently retained our eighteenth (and hopefully last!) PR firm, Hull & Marston. Their other clients have included R.J. Reynolds Tobacco, Blackwater Security, Zima Gold, Bernard Kerik, Pol Pot and the notorious war criminal Tay Zonday.

Hull & Marston have advised us that the public might find us less odious if we updated our logo. Based on this advice, we fired Hull & Marston moments ago and have since replaced them with the firm of Rawlins, Borthwick & Borthwick. Personally, we don't see what's wrong with the current logo. It fits in perfectly with our brand: ugly and uninspired. However, please let us know if any of these proposed designs tickles your fancy: